Chris Kilian » Funny http://www.chriskilian.com Local Marketing Expert for Austin Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:53:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Beautiful Wildlife http://www.chriskilian.com/2008/10/09/beautiful-wildlife/ http://www.chriskilian.com/2008/10/09/beautiful-wildlife/#comments Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:26:38 +0000 Chris http://chriskilian.com/2008/10/09/beautiful-wildlife/ Parents, PLEASE take your kids to the zoo once in a while.

Don’t let this happen to your kids. These are NOT kittens.

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God Caught Smiling at You

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]]> http://www.chriskilian.com/2008/08/25/virus-alert/feed/ 0 Did you hear about this bird? http://www.chriskilian.com/2007/10/25/did-you-hear-about-this-bird/ http://www.chriskilian.com/2007/10/25/did-you-hear-about-this-bird/#comments Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:00:05 +0000 Chris http://chriskilian.com/2007/10/25/did-you-hear-about-this-bird/ A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips
from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. 
 
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other
birds. 
 
The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first  swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type  of chips. 

Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags
of chips because they think it’s so funny.

Bird Burglar

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